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You too can be in peak physical shape with this diet:
Breakfast is:


— three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo
— one five-egg omelets
— a bowl of grits
— three slices of French toast with powdered sugar
— three chocolate chip pancakes
— two cups of coffee

All you need to do is follow it with the same exercise regimen as this guy!

Hat tip to Cynthia C.